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~~[Just a freakin heads up this is kinda HORRIBLY FKED UP and I apologize if this bothers anyone]~~
Derp lay still, the pain overwhelming him.
It hurts… It hurts so much…
Derp sat up, the embarrassed Ogres eyes slowly filling with tears. He clutched the locket tight, hiding most of it behind his large hands hoping this Elf wouldn’t ruin a gift like the incubus had the last time he had attended a dance.
"Derp so-" he began to apologize but was cut off by a strange voice.
Kill…. Fight…. Murder….
"Who said that?" Derp thought and started to look around, searching for the voice. “Finny?” Derp turned to see his date with her new partner. “Derp glad Finny safe.”
The strange voice called to him, echoing inside of him. Standing up Derp hoped his size would scare off the elf.
"Derp sorry.. Derp didn’t mean to." he tried to explain, "Derp was dancing with Finny, and letter pop up scaring Derp." Derp held his hand out showing the letter to him, but in the motion ended up smacking the elf’s hand.
Derp smiled as he danced with Finny, but could see the waltz was not her style. Thankfully the next song was up beat.
Derp wiggled his arms around and shook his butt as the music filled his ears. He took special care to not make the locket bounce around, scared to break such a precious thing. Derp even tried to twerk like the cool kids, but looked funny wearing his suit, making the motions seem strange and silly.
"Finny are you thirsty?" Derp looked down to her as another slow song came on. "Derp and Finny should get drinks!" he cheered a bit. The big Ogre offered his arm to her as he escorted her off the dance floor to avoid the awkward waltz. Derp started to ramble on about all the drinks he’s tasted and which ones were icky, and which ones he really liked as they walked towards the bar.
Derp seemed to dislike the taste of alcohol so there were no worries of having a drunk two ton Ogre on every ones hands, unless the drink was spiked that is.